While listening to the new dilla album- JAY STAY PAID, mixed by Pete Rock the following
conversation happened.
hey man, do you ever ponder why you are so agro?
Me(black guy #2)
nope. maybe its because i've smoked too much grass and can't get high anymore.
black guy #1
that's total! you can never get too high dude.
Me
why are you saying dude? you never say dude.
black guy #1
i've been listening MGMT lately, and i just feel like saying dude. what?! cuz i'm black i cannot say dude?
Me
no, it just sound funny coming from you.
black guy #1
see. that's your problem, you never have anything nice to say. that's why all the women you date hate you.
Me
they don't hate me.
black guy #1
your lying to yourself! they hate you cuz you are mean.
Me
oh.
(silence for maybe five mins, then)
you want to roll another joint?
black guy #1
sure man, but i gotta go after this, my lady is cooking.
Me
why don't you ever cook?
black guy#1
i cook man, but she should cook, you know what i mean?
Me
no.
black guy # 1
fuck you man.
Me
see, now who agro?
FIN
THIS LITTLE SKIT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTERS -M and J. and the number 7.
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